WHO`S THE BOSS ?

hoogoogol · 发表于 2005-1-30 18:50:00

WHO'S THE BOSS ?

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be BOSS.

The brain said, "I should be BOSS because I control all the body's response and functions.

The feet said "we should be BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go".

The hands said, " We should be BOSS because we do all the work and earn the money".

And so it went on and on with the Heart, the lungs and the Eyes until finally the Asshole spoke up.........

All the parts laughed at the idea of Asshole being the BOSS. So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the Eyes became crossed, the Hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the Heart and Lungs began to panic and the Brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the Asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!!!!!!!

hoogoogol · 发表于 2005-1-31 05:15:00

当然，谁能忍的住呢，曾有个同学大概1个月才大便一次左右，我服了他，换了我那就等于让我去死

zhuhhui · 发表于 2005-1-30 20:55:00

哈哈。。。。。。

维持人体的新陈代谢才是最重要的


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WHO`S THE BOSS ?

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