[转帖]一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！！

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自
己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

　　前台小姐：“Hello.”

　　老外：“Hi.”

　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

　　老外：“Can you speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what
thing？”

　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

哈哈，晕！

have little meaning

看来这个mm还要“good good study，day day up”
：P

有意思，继续

那句you on earth have what thing我想了半天才知道什么意思!!唉,真为我的智商感到惭愧.

Head not zai.连拼音都出来啦，哈哈

公司就应该有这种MM才好
给老外SHOW SOME COLOR TO LOOK LOOK

高！